you can never truly lose a homing pigeon- if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon

And if you want roses, you can go buy a bouquet

nothing pisses me off quite as much as people who talk negatively and condescendingly about weed as they are drinking alcohol

I fucking love smoking weed when it’s raining…..and you know, when it’s not raining.

Its like people have become so desperate to have a cause to define themselves with that they will literally pick anything  to be their cause. Like people out there trying to defend sharks and how they are negatively perceived by humans, like sharks actually give a fuck how they are perceived by us. sheeeit

I just want to meet a cute girl with a nice bong