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"She has plans, just look at the calender, February 14th: masturbate gloomily."

I had a teacher that pronounced Yosemite like yo-suh-mite and I could never take her seriously after that.

I had a teacher that pronounced Yosemite like yo-suh-mite and I could never take her seriously after that.

"You got a room full of hacks and wannabes in there, the hacks give you safe, fear driven mediocrity because they want to keep their pools heated and the wannabes ‘wanna be’ because the lifestyle looks so swell, but they have nothing to write about, and it shows."

elronds-prominent-eyebrows:

potatokraken:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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'It was so boring I fell asleep”

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"Why didn’t the eagles fly them to the mountain?"

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"Is that dumbledore?"

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this is very very important and needs to be said more! 

An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.