life adds, life subtracts

a picture is worth far more than a thousand words

Have you ever accidentally typed “pooportunity” instead of “opportunity” and then proceeded to giggle like a elementary schooler?

It’s like she thinks if she puts me through a lot of bull shit it will show whether I actually like her or just want sex, but all the bull shit really does is instill a burning hatred for her in me that I will ignore until I can have sex with her; but clearly this is better than two people being straight forward about things

kurt taught us how to seduce a women

sometimes I wonder if I might enjoy meeting a girl whose greatest ambition in life  is something other than getting guys to make her feel pretty

for the amount of sex I’m not having I should be fucking married

“handbrake turns are an essential part of male development because, as we all know, the handbrake lever is connected directly to a girl’s sexual appetite”